Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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