What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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