do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I touched a dick in church today
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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