Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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