What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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