I think I am morally bankrupt
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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