She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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