Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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