i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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