her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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