so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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