I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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