I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
She's JV to your varsity
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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