Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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