why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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