I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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