kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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