fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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