I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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