First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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