Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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