New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Is Oprah even human
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
My vagina is very pro this idea
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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