Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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