i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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