the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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