you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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