You're completely useless in the revolution.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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