He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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