You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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