Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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