oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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