can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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