Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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