Sponge bath it is.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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