Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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