a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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