I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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