Can Purell be used as lube?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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