when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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