sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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