she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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