so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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