Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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