im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My breath smells like gin and sadness
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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