I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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