No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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