This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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