are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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