When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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