So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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