dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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