windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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